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A portrait of your pet.Written by your pet.

Their portrait, created from your photos. Their crimes and love notes, in their own words. On canvas, ready to hang.

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From $79

  • See it before you pay
  • Free redo before printing
  • Arrives in 7 to 10 days
Portrait of Biscuit

Biscuit

Also answers to Bubba, The Menace

Known offenses

  • Stole a whole rotisserie chicken
  • Ate one AirPod. Would again.
  • Judges you from the good chair

Sworn enemies the vacuum, the mail carrier, baths

A note to my human

You think I sleep all day. I am watching the door so nothing gets you. Also, you owe me a chicken. I love you more than the chicken. Barely.

Signed, Biscuit

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Meet the candidates

Mochi

Known for: waking you up at 3 AM for absolutely no reason.

Portrait of Mochi, a gray tabby cat

Otis

Known for: snoring like a tiny freight train.

Portrait of Otis, a fawn pug

Luna

Known for: pushing glasses off the counter while staring you down.

Portrait of Luna, a black cat

How it works

  1. 1

    Upload a photo

  2. 2

    Answer a few fun questions (or skip them)

  3. 3

    See it before you pay

  4. 4

    Printed on canvas, shipped to you

More on how it works

Questions

Do I need an account?

No. You can create and buy without signing up. We only ask for your email so we can send your order updates.

What photos work best?

One clear photo with your pet's face visible is all we need. Add a couple more for an even better likeness, up to five total. Different angles can help us get every marking right.

Do I see the portrait before I pay?

Yes. You see the finished portrait and every line of their words before checkout. Nothing is printed until you approve it.

What if it does not look like them?

Ask for a redo before you order. Every portrait includes one free redo, and you can ask a person on our team for help if it still is not right.

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